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Hypocrite

Somebody who lives by double standards. Do as they preach, not as they practice. The kind of person who gets several dwi's in a row, then posts billboards all over town about how nobody should drink and drive.
Welcome to the hypocrite race.
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018
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Natures Hypocrite

Leaves (yes leaves, the ones that fall from trees!)
Leaves, natures hypocrites, they do everything but...
by Skiiiiillz November 9, 2018
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hypocrite

-someone who is hollow inside

-where what they claim they represent isn't actually what they believe

-lack personal experience of what their talking about

-however if what their being "hypocritical" about is a belief, they might actually end up believing in it, fake hopes and dreams

-someone who thinks others should be punished for doing something they believe is wrong
teacher is a hypocrite for putting the kid in detention
by LeonLeos September 14, 2009
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hypocriticizer

Someone who is a hypocrite. They same something but do the exact opposite. Word was first used on Harold and Kumar when they found president Bush somking weed.
Kumar: Sir you smoke weed but you put people in prison for smoking weed. You're a hypocrite.
Pres Bush: Kumar do you like getting hand jobs?
Kumar: Yeah.
Pres Bush: DO you like giving hand jobs?
Kumar: No!
Pres Bush: Then you're just as much a hypocriticizer.
by Perky Toobs Bandit March 1, 2009
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hypocrite

People who shame people for doing something, but do it themselves.
Fat chick: Hey, wanna get on the bed tonight?
Hunk: Sorry, I am not interested.
Fat chick: You f**king shallow douche! It is because I am fat, right?!?!?!

Midget: Want a drink, babe?
Fat chick: Eww, you runt! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Midget: Is it because I am short?
Fat chick: Obviously, you moron!

The fat chick is a hypocrite.
by lilzor July 20, 2016
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hypocritcal

You're a hypocritcal mom.
by Supercolor August 19, 2017
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hypocritic

Some one who criticizes you for something who also does that thing.
My parents say I watch too much tv and gorunded me for it, but they watch tv from 7-12. They are such hypocritics!
Everyone is a hypocritic!
by Baseer September 17, 2005
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