hummer h2

restore your manhood

If you have short man syndrome, then The Hummer H2 is your small penis mobile

by Angelino December 3, 2007

Hemmed up

Detained by law enforcement. Handcuffed. Zip-tied with hands behind your back.

Look at those poor bastards. Down on their asses, hemmed up on the curb. Ha, better them than us, eh bro?

by jimmy da prick March 12, 2017

hummer

1. A civilan version of the military vechicle Humvee. Hummer's are produce by the General Motors Company. Currently there are two version's H2 and H1.
2. A Blowjob when the girl hums during the BJ

I got a hummer in my Hummer the other day.

by RobT September 20, 2003

Hummer Environmentalist

Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.

Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.

by Fizzler of Borg December 30, 2006

Hummer Week

This term describes the week when a girl is on the rag, and she provides hummers instead of having sex. No reason both should go unsatisifed.

During the week Suzie had her period, she gave Dave hummers since they couldn't have sex.

by Brian December 3, 2003

hummer

No, not the SUV, an extremely pleasureable type of oral sex which involves the female humming to create a vibrating sensation in the penis during oral sex.

by Hubs June 20, 2003

Hammed

Adj. (Ham-da) When you have drank to much alcohol in a night; Derived from the adjective hammered.

Casey Hamlett loves to get Hammed

by Ben Ambrey August 3, 2007