Hammed

the state of intoxication from alcohol where you can't see, speak, stand or walk; the objective of every night out

obvo hammed after drinking 7 free t-shirts worth of drink ie. 28shots

by Rave slave February 08, 2009

Hammed

When you are very drunk; from the word hammered

Jake: yo man yesterday i had so much ham juice.
Franz:dude me too!
Jake: we were so hammed

by Coco slater November 14, 2007

Hammed

Adj. (Ham-da) When you have drank to much alcohol in a night; Derived from the adjective hammered.

Casey Hamlett loves to get Hammed

by Ben Ambrey August 03, 2007

Hammed

(haw-med) A african american male usually tall quiet everyone knows him and he gets girls basically the people’s champ
or a dooka

yo do you know that guy Hammed?

by DemoteWubong December 17, 2019

Hammed

A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.

"Oh my fucking god, Josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers"

by NigglesPiggles December 13, 2009

Hammed

When an electronic device stops responding, aka frozen

My computer hammed!!
Someone call IT My Blackberry is hamming!!

by hmmmhammer1 June 22, 2009

Hamming

Acting excessively silly, or wildly exaggerating a stereotype for fun hamming it up

Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.

by Zaunliebende Südstaatler March 21, 2015