Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.

Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.

by The mad fapper September 3, 2013

cigar holster

Another name for a vagina.

Bill Clinton: Monica I have no where to put my cigar.
Monica: Why don't you try my cigar holster?

by docoperator November 21, 2016

Cock Holster

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.

"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"

by Sergeant Shank March 27, 2017

meat holster

Vagina.

She knew he was married, yet she kept throwing her meat holster at him.

by Da Rossa June 13, 2022

penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.

Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.

by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2023

Dipping sauce holster

Something Michael made up.

Oh yeah, I stole the dipping sauce holster from chilis!

by Toodamnsweet June 13, 2015

Den vackraste hösten

”Den vackraste hösten” är både en tid, en plats och en sinnesstämning. Det kan användas för att beskriva ett känsloläge, inte sällan när en kris gått över till acceptans eller till och med ren lycka. Det fungerar även som hälsningsfras och mantra.

Somliga har kritiserat uttrycket för att vara verklighetsfrånvänt eller svårförståeligt, men samtliga motståndare har fel.

”Den vackraste hösten” uppstod i Stockholm, oktober 2018.

”Hej, hur står det till?”
”Den vackraste hösten!”

by Kaninis October 24, 2018