Herbed

When you take your preferred stuffed animal, put a hole in the bottom, and fuck it on a zoom with your friends.

Ella: Jason Herbed for us last night.

Ethan: Was It hot at least?
Ella: Fuck yeah

by Coochielover67 March 21, 2021

Mason Herbert

a sexy lad with a sexy bitch who everyone loves

mason herbert is one sexy man

by gangbanger7629 September 2, 2021

John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".

John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023

A Herbert

A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.

My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.

In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.

I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend

by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014

Heriberto

Heriberto is the name for a Hispanic/light skin man who has a big cack. He also benches at least 225 and has the biceps of Hulk Hogan. Besides being a badass a Heriberto also has a sensitive side. He loves music and has a undeniable love for XXX, Trippie Redd, and perhaps Juicewrld. If you meet a Heriberto consider yourself lucky.

Wow, he’s that guy is so cool I bet his name is Heriberto.

by Excaliber9908 February 13, 2020

Herbert The Cow

Born on April 19, 2008 in San Diego California. Herbert the cow is a traveling chick-fila cow that spends all his time with his best friends Jessica and Chris. Herbert is slowly becoming an internet hit on his facebook page. Herber has magical teleportation skills and has been known to teleport from cars to dressers.

Trips:
Herbert has gone on many advantures, pictures from which can be found on his facebook page. Adventures include,

Many trips to the beach( being from southern california of course)

Knots Berry Farm

and Indiana ( learning it is very cold there he has discovered why a california cow is a happy cow)

Omg did you hear? Herbert The Cow is coming to visit!

by Friends of the cow March 1, 2009

matt herbert

A extremely hot guy that goes to knox and i wish he would date me... And if there is a matt herbert at your school he is also known for his large penis

Did you see matt herbert yesterday?
Yup he was looking fine

by Eleleiajshslea February 9, 2014