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Get the hands free fapping mug."Flappity" is a very versatile word. It can denote a negative or a positive mood or state. In the positive context, "flappity" involves excitement, extreme joy, and an uncanny desire to let everyone around you know of your elation.
In the negative context, "flappity" involves anxiety, conflicts, over-exaggerated anger, and an uncanny desire to let everyone around you know of your unhappiness and/or grumpiness. It is also often used to describe a person who is part of or the cause of a to-do.
Alternately, "flappity" can be used to describe a person who is literally flapping one's arms about or who is using a "flappity" sort of object, such as a flag.
Verbal use of the word "flappity" often involves jazz hands, although this is of course optional. The motion is very helpful in explaining the definition of "flappity" to another person.
Also known as "getting one's panties in a twist." Other forms of the word include "flappiness," "flappiest," and "flap."
In the negative context, "flappity" involves anxiety, conflicts, over-exaggerated anger, and an uncanny desire to let everyone around you know of your unhappiness and/or grumpiness. It is also often used to describe a person who is part of or the cause of a to-do.
Alternately, "flappity" can be used to describe a person who is literally flapping one's arms about or who is using a "flappity" sort of object, such as a flag.
Verbal use of the word "flappity" often involves jazz hands, although this is of course optional. The motion is very helpful in explaining the definition of "flappity" to another person.
Also known as "getting one's panties in a twist." Other forms of the word include "flappiness," "flappiest," and "flap."
Jason is without a doubt the flappiest person I've ever met in my life. By far. He's getting flappity right now, actually. More flappity by the minute.
Kristen and Jennifer got so flappity with each other last night!
Did you see all the flappity emails about the deadlines that weren't met? I've never seen so much flap at work in my life!
Sally's mom found her vibrator. Much flappiness ensued.
Flag day is one of the flappiest days of the year.
Kristen and Jennifer got so flappity with each other last night!
Did you see all the flappity emails about the deadlines that weren't met? I've never seen so much flap at work in my life!
Sally's mom found her vibrator. Much flappiness ensued.
Flag day is one of the flappiest days of the year.
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Get the flappit mug.A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
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