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Facebooker

Cool person who realizes MySpace sucks and just wants web presence to keep in touch with friends.
MySpace is ghey, so I'm a facebooker now.
by Scribbly1 August 12, 2008
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Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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facebooked

The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.
"I facebooked your mom last night!"
by mjw5 April 15, 2006
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facebookedness

(noun) Having or exhibiting the properties, features, and/or navigability of Facebook.com.
That new website he created has a lot of facebookedness with its personal profiles and tagging.
by ncdpubscomm March 28, 2009
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facebookery

1. Feeling the need to check you facebook every 20 mins to see if the status of your "friends" has updated.
2. being a "fan" of everything - reguardless of if you even care about the cause that you have just "supported".
3. Spending countless hours upload and/or view pictures so you can feel more connected to the people you rarly see.
You're always glued to the computer for hours at a time! Updates don't even come in that frequently! I hope there is rehab for those that suffer from Facebookery.
fan facebook
by facebook_addict April 6, 2010
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Facebookemon

The term used for the collection of people, on your Facebook friends list, that you don’t actually talk to or know in real life. Related to popular tv program and game pokeamon, where the aim is to collect as many diffrent Pocket Monsters as possible.
Dave - "Hey, my friends collection is getting up to two hundred"

Steve - "How many do you really know? go admit it, most of them are Facebookemon"

John - "Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all"
by Tommy L March 12, 2009
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Bipolar facebooker

A person who demonstrates severe and regular mood swings on their facebook status updates. A condition usually found in females.

Males will often continue to be their "friends", probably in the off chance they get the opportunity to get into their Bra one day.
"Dude, whos that? Her dad died this morning, but now, she is all good agan after getting her new fake Burbery handbag off of Ebay!? Is she on drugs?"

"No mate, she just has Facebook Bipolar. I'd still shag her though, Hence we're still friends....just incase. You know?"

"Ah, yeah, OK. Gotcha. I know a Bipolar facebooker too. Annoying aren't they?!"

"Tell me about it dude.... tell me about it!
by Unclebobbobbob May 18, 2011
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