epitimals

a group of workers in the travel industry who make their colleagues pale in comparison with their wiles and good looks.

any band of people who, when combined, become greater than the sum of each individual.

'and once again the epitimals make Trogdor look weak'

by mu33a January 5, 2007

Epitomeat

The best possible way a certain kind of meat can be prepared

This steak is the epitomeat of cow.

by pavel dickgod January 17, 2008

Exciturnated

A perpetual state of abundant anticipation for an event to occur later in the evening, usually on a Friday or Saturday night and often, if not always, involving alcohol, alcoholism, drunken activities, in home stripper poles, a group of ten or more people, Jagermeister shots from silicone inserts, gratuitous or full frontal nudity, trashed apartments/homes, "don't pass out with your shoes on!" rules, and the occasional fist fight resulting in a life long BROmance or in coed circumstances marriage. The eventuality of this mental state could be the worst hangover or the best night of your life. Sadly, neither are remembered the majority of the time.

d4: You ready to go to the lake tonight for naked water polo with those chick's from Atl?

Bobby: F--kin' EXCITURNATED!!!!

by YousoundlikeSHUTTHEHELLUP February 3, 2010

exit slut

someone who continuously allows numerous cars to enter the exit lane in front of them when traffic is heavy

We are never going to get off the freeway if we are behind this exit slut. They've let 5 cars into the lane!

by C_Dogg April 7, 2010

Exciterbated

Being incredibly excited, amped, or stoked about an event or notion, to the point one finds immense pleasure thinking upon it.

Herald was so exciterbated about the upcoming road trip that he almost soiled himself.

by Technoholic June 20, 2011

Exit Wank

An extremely reckless danger-wank whereby the performer has little or no hope of remaining undetected. Such a brazen act is brought about the liberation of knowing one is leaving and doesn't have to face the consequences of their actions.

Bazza: "Did you hear Dennis from accounts finally flipped the bird to his boss and resigned?"

Gazza: "Yeah, then Wayne caught him polishing his piece all over Cathy from finance's desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party".

Bazza: "An exit wank? Are you kidding me, what a way to go out!"

by Johnny Long-bone January 25, 2012

exit ticket

An assignment a teacher wants to see before you leave their class.

Teacher: Ok class, this assignment will be your exit ticket to leave this class.

by WerewolfNation November 6, 2013