duct tape

...And on the 8th day god created duct tape. No more information is needed

duct tape = duck tape = gods third hand

by UrbanAdder December 7, 2006

Duct-tie

The act of restraining something or someone with duct tape.

I duct-tied your mother last night.

by Deine Mutti ist eine Frigatte December 7, 2009

decatify

This is what often needs to be done after a person and their cats have moved out of a place. It is the process of removing all dander and fine fur from a house or apartment, so that people with severe cat allergies can live their without taking a constant supply of allergy medication, and having their asthma triggered.

We really needed to decatify the apartment before moving in. Before we decatified the apartment, even after the professional carpet cleaners and cleaning crew came in, I kept on sneezing and wheezing. When I washed down the walls and rinsed off the wash cloth, loads of fine fur and dander was suspended in the water. Gross!

by ecologyprof January 1, 2013

Duct tape

Used to bind a person's hands and feet together
Used to tape a person's mouth closed

If you don't shut up and sit still, I'll get the duct tape and tie you up and gag you.

by barefootlover March 30, 2015

duct tape is silver

Silence might be golden, but duct tape is silver.

Teacher: Silence is golden.
Awesomest kid ever: Yeah, but duct tape is silver.
Class: OOOOOOHHHHH DAAAMMMMNNN

by Cameron Stewart April 27, 2015

Duct Tape

The solution to every problem.

If it isn’t working, you aren’t using enough duct tape. And if the duct tape isn’t working, YOU AREN’T. USING. ENOUGH. DUCT TAPE.

by Lug1a October 10, 2019

Dicathrophobia

Scared of getting a dick stuck down your throat

Pronounce:Dick/a/throw/phobia

Me:im scared of getting a dick stuck in my throat
Therapist:your suffer from dicathrophobia

by Definitions.4u February 10, 2022