Crank

A slang for meth

Person1 (stereotypically British) - Oi bruv, hand that crank over.
Person2 (also stereotypically British) - Yeah sure mate, how much do you need, also ya mum is peng

by vocal percussion June 16, 2020

Party Crank

When a condom is used while masturbating to effectively reduce clean-up in a public setting (generally a party or other social event). Typically one uses the bathroom or closet to successfully pull off a party crank.

After everyone at the party passed out, he proceeded to party crank in the washroom without risk of leaving any evidence behind.

by squantolee December 6, 2010

Shave around the crank

(men only) the act of trimming, or completely shaving off, your pubic hair. Thus, shaving around the crank.

Anthony's girlfriend was irate that his pubic hair made him look like a 70's pornstar. So, she asked him to shave around the crank to tidy up his appearance.

by Sgtbilko January 14, 2009

crank that ash wednesday

when your with a girl and jizz in your hand and rub it on the girl's forehead in the shape of a cross and make her wear it all day, for jesus

i went to church and the priest did a crank that ash wednesday on me

by austingale March 8, 2008

crank dat

song that is contributing to the retardation of america

After listening to crank dat, John transformed from a genius to being in a persistant vegetative state.

by soulja boy must needs be dead December 31, 2007

crank up

To start something. Derived from the method of starting an old-timey car that literally had to be "cranked up" before it could be run.

Make sure the pool isn't too cold before I bother to crank up the heater.

by Metatag November 2, 2005

Crackspot

The tits, the place to be. In most cases there are many dimes found present, but occasionally hoodrats are slayed. Commonly "the crack spot" is indoors, with ample amounts of alcohol, sizzurp, and common drugs such as marijuana and cocaine.

Just know my condo is the crackspot

by papa moyer January 11, 2010