Chauvined

When a person in power (i.e manager, boss, general manager, cops, etc) gets caught and punished for abusing their power.

“Hey, did you hear about my boss, Bill?”

“No. What happened to him?”

“He got totally chauvined by the regional manager!”

by kookieBYbeatay April 22, 2021

chauvin

Fecal particles splashed onto the upper toilet bowl following explosive diarrhea. Commonly related to excessive pork consumption. Akin to former Minneapolis Police Officer Derek Chauvin’s likeness.

Please double flush to remove Chauvin from the toilet bowl.

by bribee November 16, 2020

Chauvinist pigs

Named after Derek Chauvin, the police officer who murdered George Floyd.

The Chauvinist pigs killed some more Blacks today.

by blmer April 21, 2021

Chauvined

When a person in power (i.e manager, boss, general manager, cops, etc) gets caught and punished for abusing their power.

“Hey, did you hear about my boss, Bill?”

“No. What happened to him?”

“He got totally chauvined by the regional manager!”

by kookieBYbeatay April 22, 2021

Cheaving

Being unfaithful in a relationship and then being honest and leaving the relationship right after. Thus never going back and forth secretly between partners like when cheating;

Engaging romantically with someone else at a point when your current relationship is already falling apart.

The relationship was going bad for a while, so she cheaved on him and realized she deserved more.

Cheaving is better than staying in an unhappy relationship.

Men usually cheat in a relationship, and women tend to cheave.

by Seweso November 12, 2021

Derek Chauvin

The real world version of Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker

If it weren’t for Derek Chauvin people wouldn’t be rioting

by SaggyNagy December 18, 2020

Male Chauvinism

A form of affection

Kellie wanted me to do something sweet for her birthday. So I showed her some male chauvinism by asking her to clean my car. I of course got laid that night!

by tipsyplum June 2, 2010