Carrot

A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!

This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"
KHAYYYYY

by blehblehh January 22, 2009

Carrot

It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot

It’s orange and stuff

Pretty cool

Yep ... that’s about it

Woah look at that .... cArRot.

by It’sjustmeee February 13, 2019

Carrot

A long, orange penis that is green at the top commonly believed to only to happen to a circumsised virgin.

The new born baby has a new baby carrot.

by Oscar Cox June 23, 2019

Carrots

A long orange thing that helps you see in the dark.

Carrots help me see in the dark.

by chicken..nugget..123.. June 28, 2019

Carroting

The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏

“Oh you know AlEx?”

“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”

by Youbiggay69 September 30, 2019

Carroting

A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.

You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.

You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.

“I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”

by Notice_me_senpai July 5, 2020

Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020