2 definition by _anonymouspotato_

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The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.

I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.

by _anonymouspotato_ February 17, 2017

Buy a Friend Potato mug!

Carrot

Refers to a skinny, flat chested woman. It is not a nice word, but can be used in a nice manner. Not to be confused with the vegetable.

That girl is such a carrot. Her chest is like so flat.

by _anonymouspotato_ February 24, 2017

Buy a Carrot mug!