Broner

Bro boner

A woman-one walks by you and your bro
Upon brofisting, either one of you exclaims "bro! I totally have a broner!"

by johkabu October 20, 2010

Broner

A bro who has a boner but is very chill.

I was telling my bros how I was playing cod when i got a nuke and a sandwich, and immediately got a broner.

by NattyIceKing April 2, 2011

Broner

When a straight male gets a semi hard on from the thought of taking gay actions

it was once said that wrestlers will frequently get broners.

by bababababam July 2, 2011

Broner

That erection heterosexual men get when
A:observing and/or participating in feats of extreme manliness
or
B: while doing or seeing something extremely Bromantic.

A: Hey man, Turn off the wrestling, it's giving me a broner.

B: I was watching the trailer for "Brokeback Mountain", and popped a huge Broner.

by Jesus on crackers April 11, 2010

Broner

When Two dudes are talking about chicks they have fucked and the dude who is listening to the story gets a boner.

Johnson: the other day i space docked this richously hot bitch at some frat party there was mad poop on her vag.
Steve: no fuckin way that just gave me a ragging broner.

by ScrewgongTheDugong November 3, 2008

broner

The use of boner as a metaphorical term for excitement, with a play on words of bro.

A broner is the excitement a man receives when he's informed of a bro related event that the man is eager to experience. When a man gets a broner, he is not erect it is merely a metaphor for excitement.

Bro #1: "I got us tickets to the Superball!"
Bro #2: "Dude, I just popped a broner."

by Regieboy September 25, 2011

Alligator Broner

When your with the guys and you get a hard scaly erection

Dude I have such a alligator broner

A plate of mayonnaise, alligator broner

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 22, 2020