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braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?
"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces
by Bill June 18, 2006
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braces

Those metal wires on your teeth that can make you or break you, depending on your personality. They seem to be more acceptable now, if not popular. The most common color is black.
I wish I still had my braces.
Braces are fucking sexy, I don't care what people say.
by we found a problem January 4, 2009
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braces

noun
1. train tracks put on your teeth to make them straight by evil orthodontists who have no life and love to torture people.(see evil,satan,crap,unjust,cruel,wrong)
owWww god damn it i hate braces its like a living hell
by kr1shii June 10, 2005
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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.
Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"
by Getz December 23, 2003
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baresack

Not wearing underwear. free-ballin', commando
I shat through my last pair of underwear, looks like I'll have to baresack it today, mom.
by Robby Bigtits November 4, 2007
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No Brakes

Dont hold back, go full throttle in everything you do, never back down, speak your mind and don't be silenced.
Don't hold back No Brakes all the way!
by Jesstryme7 April 23, 2018
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braves

The best baseball team since 1991, in which they went from worst to first. They also have 14 straight pennants, in which they won the national league pennant 5 times, and a world series in 1995. and the best manager in the game Bobby Cox. One thing that makes them better than other teams is that they raise their players through their farm system unlike New York teams. Mets fans are
often jealous because the braves kick their asses every year, so they come into turner field chanting: "let's go mets!" That's possibly the gayest cheer in sports. If you want to know how much the mets suck, they just lost the NL east pennant even though they were 7 games in front with 17 to go at one point.
Dude, what's with all these fat mets fans in our stadium. This is Atlanta, not New York. Maybe they'll shut up after the Braves win...
by Thomas RR October 18, 2007
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