The best baseball team since 1991, in which they went from worst to first. They also have 14 straight pennants, in which they won the national league pennant 5 times, and a world series in 1995. and the best manager in the game Bobby Cox. One thing that makes them better than other teams is that they raise their players through their farm system unlike New York teams. Mets fans are
often jealous because the braves kick their asses every year, so they come into turner field chanting: "let's go mets!" That's possibly the gayest cheer in sports. If you want to know how much the mets suck, they just lost the NL east pennant even though they were 7 games in front with 17 to go at one point.
Dude, what's with all these fat mets fans in our stadium. This is Atlanta, not New York. Maybe they'll shut up after the Braves win...
by Thomas RR September 30, 2007
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a NL entity that, despite all its World Series appearances, could only win ONE (and that was really by luck, in '95 against the Indians). they haven't even made it to the fall classic in over 5 years, and the last time they did, in '99, were demolished by the Yankees in four straight.

their owner thinks he is some sort of demigod (even naming the team's home field and the adjacent street after him), but in reality is a mindless coke/crack addict who only got rich from his daddy's inheritance. hell, he couldn't even keep "Hanoi Jane" Fonda by his side for very long.

meanwhile, Bobby Cox is still with them, either because he thinks he's the pope, and will hang on to the job until he croaks, or perhaps because no one else would want to manage this miserable excuse for a MLB franchise.

all too often,fans of this utterly pathetic "team" will slag other teams and their fans, notably the Mets and Marlins, but let's look at some numbers, shall we?

Marlins' World Series appearances: 2
" " championships: 2
that's a 1.000 percentage!
a perfect record!

Met's World Series appearances: 4
" " championships: 2
a .500 pecentage
still, not bad!

and now the braves.....

World Series appearances: 5
" " championship: ONE
for a percentage of .200!!

and it will only get get lower as the years go on....
in short, braves suck ass. they will never win another championship...MAYBE a pennant, but never again a World Series.

enough said.
by ItHadToBeSaid December 27, 2004
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an evil team that beats the florida marlins most of the time, but next year will be different
damned braves beat the marlins again, i hope bobby cox chokes on a preatsel like george bush did.
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The most intellectual Counter-Forces Player to ever participate in competitive leagues. His intelligence, and Counter-Strike ability makes him a sure stand out in the CALim community.
Braves is the smartest mofo in CS
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is a sweet, kind lovely man. who can always make you smile. he always finds time in his day to talk to you. he makes you feel special. he may flirt with other girls, but he always lets you know he has you on his mind, and your the only girl for him. He will treat you like your a queen. he comes with funny and sweet nicknames, even though sometimes there corny. You will fall in love with him, very soon after meeting him. He has many friends who you get along with, and he gets along with your friends amazingly well. He will always help you when something is wrong, He will always put you first. he always tells you when hes busy, and cant talk very much but will always quit any job if it means making you happy . He always tells you he loves you. He never gets mad at you with out a reason. He can make anything in to a joke. He is the bestest person in the world, if you can find YOU A BRAVEE Appreciate him or he will look for someone who will
is a sweet, kind lovely man. who can always make you smile. he always finds time in his day to talk to you. he makes you feel special. he may flirt with other girls, but he always lets you know he has you on his mind, and your the only girl for him. He will treat you like your a queen. he comes us with funny and sweet nicknames, even though sometimes there corny. You will fall in love with him, very soon after meeting him. He has many friends who you get along with, and he gets along with your friends amazingly well. He will always help you when something is wrong, he will talk to you when you just want someone to talk to. He will always put you first. he always tells you when hes busy, and cant talk very much. He always tells you he loves you. he can always make you smile. He never gets mad at you. He can make anything in to a joke. He is the bestest person in the world. and Hes yours, if you can find him.
Person A:I'm dating bravee

Person B:omg! really your so lucky. he's so sweet, and handsome. I wish i were you.

Person A: i know. He can always make me smile, hes so understanding. and don't worry someday you will find your Bravee
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To be able to look at your biggest fear and face it in the eye. There are many definitions and many examples. WWhatt may be a challenge to one individual is unimpressive and easily overcome by another.
A typical example of bravery is facing down an enemy in battle or facing death in the eye in another for or fashion.
Another example is to completely endanger your social standing and completely ignore all social implicaions and do whatever you want
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'brave' is rumoured to have many origins. Some say it originates of the words 'bastard' and 'rave' whilst others believe in a a more complicated constellation consisting the words 'bastard', 'radical' and 'safe'. Either way the common use and interpretation of the two meanings does not differ too much in everyday life. It is an expression to highlight someone's high social value in community adding this extra bit of hidden meaning for people familiar with this expression. It can be used as an adjective or an adverb. In some cases it might even be used as a noun.
-'Brave, mate?'
-'Sure bro, braver...'

-'Mick banged that super hot chick last week and than `snorted 4 grams of cocaine'
-'Brave!'

-'How safe is that?'
-'That's fucking brave'

-'Collin is a fucking brave individual'

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