Blimp Sex

Two obese specimens of the human race attempting to copulate (have sex). Often hard to recognize in the wild, as identifying body parts under the massive amount of sweaty rolls is very difficult.

Yo, Fat Bastard and Rosanne Barr are having blimp sex.

by Verb Ninja December 13, 2012

Blimp

Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.

He's such a fucking blimp!

That girls so dumb, what a blimp.

by Carmen565 December 21, 2013

bimpy

when two people are walking toward each other and can't get past each other, but make a sort of "air collision" until they both becide to go right and pass each other.

today i bimpied with some dude it was funny.

by ali March 21, 2004

Bimple

A large pus filled postule located in or near the circumfrence of the ass cheek area, with a red protuding teet surrounded by a swollen areola.

1. Guys I have a bimple on my cheap ass cheek. The pain is dibilitating!

by Taylor, Jenny and Pearce January 30, 2009

atomic blimpie

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath

i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty

by mike duval March 7, 2007

shit blimp

1. A blimp constructed of wordshit
2. An exceedingly overweight and possibly unclean individual.

Holy crap, look at that shit blimp walking this way!

by Clarissa June 17, 2003

Brimp

To simp for a homie without sexual desire. You love them, but you dont want to get into the sheets with them.

Homie 1: Hey man, id do anything to make you happy.
Homie 2: Yo you’re a Brimp man, I love you for it.

by Sexyboi342 August 7, 2020