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Alan Bednarski

The blind, they hide in subtle disguise
Trying to take the light, so cover your eyes
They say, "Swallow the blue pill, live with us in a perfect system
Swallow the red pill, fail the test, a fucking victim"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you suivive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
The wise, they pry, observing our lives
Taking control of minds, they blatantly lie
So I say, "Swallow the blue pill, live your life in a silent prison
Swallow the red pill, see the truth we're fucking missing"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you survive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
No
Free yourself and
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
Break through the silence
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence

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yo alan bednarski is the coolest

by inspectorpengsdaughter February 14, 2022

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Sweaty bedwars player

A player that has not seen the sun in 10 years, generates at least 2 buckets worth of sweat a day and probably uber eats kfc for every meals
Some of their abilities include: placing blocks at a mindboggling rate of 10 blocks/sec, hitting you with their swords from 7 block away, incredible knockback with each swings, 1 vs 4 your team while only losing 2 hearts, rushes other bases in the first 30 seconds, fully equip diamond armors after 2 minutes and the list goes on

They probably have no real life skills or achievements

"Wow look at that sweaty bedwars player beating every other teams by himself, I bet he doesnt touch grass
And why does he have MVP+, like imagine paying money top have your name blue"

by Jav12345 September 22, 2022

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Ranked bedwars player

A braindead person who spends all their time sweating bedwars on hypixel has a ranked bedwars elo of 10000+ has no life or family

I put my son up for adoption because he was a ranked bedwars player

by MD211211 January 23, 2024

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Roblox Bedwars

The game where all 10 year olds unite to be toxic and say slurs that cause war crimes. Not to be confused with ACTUAL bedwars.

Kid: Hey bro, wanna hop on bedwars?
Kid 2: Roblox Bedwars??
Kid: No shit, sherlock!
Kid 2: Oh, sure! Let’s sweat on little kids and call them racial slurs!
Kid: Alright!

by Hazodaki April 20, 2024

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