baited breath

A fairly common misspelling of the phrase, "bated breath".

{In a small series of text messages between Josh & Mary in the same room}"
{Josh}: I'm sitting here with baited breath waiting for the postman!
{Mary}: What, have you been eating smelt or sushi or something? I don't smell fish!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

The Bartender

Everybody's favorite person. They smile at your frown, put up with most of your shenanigans, laugh at your terrible jokes, offer the occasional ride home, and keep pouring. Respect and cherish these people. You never know how big a part of your life they'll become. Play your cards right, they might just take you home.

Friend: Did you see The Bartender?
Me: Ya, I kinda stopped breathing when she smiled at me. She definitely noticed. Oops.

by RyanFNation September 24, 2018

Bartek

A fit polish boy thats first girl is not good enough but his second will always be the best. He is kind and caring but cab get aggressive. Nice to the ones he loves. Easily forgives others. Doesn't want to hert close ones feelings. A funny personality that makes Every one laugh. An overall good person.

Bartek got rude to Brady but soon for gave him.

by Heheiwonderwho October 19, 2018

barbed wire rape

A form of torture in which a pipe is shoved into the anus of the victim followed by the inserting of barbed wire into that pipe. The pipe is then pulled out, and as a result, leaving the barbed wire in its place. Then the barbed wire is yanked out, ripping the flesh and causing excruciating pain.

Dude, that physics exam was like barbed wire rape.

by Someone you just might know June 3, 2010

Bated

to get wasted on drugs and or alcohol.

Man was I ever bated last night at that party.

by Bated December 8, 2009

rage baited

Saying something that will obviously piss someone off just to get the reaction.

Me: Brittany Murphy will be forgotten just like any other celebrity in Hollywood. Move on

Girl: You're heartless. You don't even know her.

Me: You just got rage baited.

by E. Nygma December 20, 2009

Barbed Shrock

A torture device often used by Shrek Covenant members. It is six feet in length, and six inches in diameter. it has barbs, two inches long, for hooking into the intestine. By tradition, the Barbed Shrock must be inserted all the way, held in for two minutes, and then pulled out viciously. Often pulling out the lower intestine with it. There are variations to this method of punishment. Such as sometimes the partner of the offender must eat their lower intestine after it has been pulled out.

Due to your offense to the Ogre Lord Shrek during the sacred act of Shrex, you are punished to the Barbed Shrock.

by Bishop of The Shrek Covenant September 16, 2019