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tijuana bison

A Tijuana Bison refers to a large, hairy prostitute located in Tijuana, Mexico. The bison's most common characteristics are a hairy upper lip and, long impressive sideburns and a hairy neck.
I spent my last night in Tijuana Mexico grazing distilled beverages among some of the most follically blessed Tijuana Bison I have I've seen to date. The later part of my evening was spent skinning the largest of the Bison in the herd.
by J.Rog September 22, 2016
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Double Bison

(Noun) To allow both of one’s nutsacks to burst through one’s own trousers, followed by using both of one’s nutsacks to batter another person into submission.
I will finish you now with a double bison. Prepare to meet your maker.
by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwee May 14, 2021
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righteous bison

The objectively best weapon in TF2.
"You can't use the righteous bison! It is the worst!"
"You fool. You dare underestimate the bison?!"
by MrDrEdward May 18, 2021
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Bison Fist

they unusual large overbite a vagina has when in tight clothing; similar to a camel toe, deer hoof, and moose knuckle but Vastly larger. i.e. a beach ball compared to a golf ball
Check out the Bison Fist on that fat chick over there

"which one"
"the one with the buffalo tits"
by Travis J W November 6, 2007
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banson

A person who has complete control over a small group.
A king is a banson.
by GtrFam November 19, 2016
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Bisonfuck

The true meaning of bisonfucking can't be revealed, it can only be experienced.
Skullfucking just doesn't cut it anymore, need to bisonfuck.
by br0wnb0iiiiii December 16, 2010
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Babson College

Unheady school filled with rich kids. teh lame
lets go to babson college and act like a doosh with the other babson doosh bags
by dr. hetty May 2, 2006
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