Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

by bang blake December 30, 2008

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

Foul Bachelorette Frog

A popular meme among girls. It explains without shame everything a girl does, whether or not she wants to admit it. Deep down every girl is a Foul Bachelorette Frog, only the best embrace it.

Foul Bachelorette Frog: No shave November... You mean winter?

by SorryNotSorryDealWithIt February 25, 2013

My account got boached

Boached (bo-a-ched)
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When your social account gets inactive and you don't know the reason.

When a social app delete an account you use on it but does tell you the reason.

P1: Where have you been
P2: I'm sorry about that, my account got boached

by Charr-Lee December 12, 2021

backed up

An unusually large amount of semen stored in a man's body due to lack of ejaculation

I haven't jacked off in weeks. I'm backed up.

by Mudesi December 23, 2004

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007

bacheloroni & cheese

a bachelor food: the combination of macaroni & cheese with any other food, most commonly a condiment.

macaroni & cheese + salsa = bacheloroni & cheese

by Will Nelson January 11, 2008