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Bag of wank

Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!
by marksladey November 3, 2006
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wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.
Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016
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Wank a Bank

A wank a bank is a large collection of porn that has been gathered up over a long period of time. eg a large collection of porn pictures from the interwebs.
steve: nice collection dave
dave: thanks, its my own personal wank a bank
by KevinMul February 4, 2010
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memory wank

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 May 9, 2007
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Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012
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Wankatorium

Similar in utility to a Crematorium or Sanitarium, a Wankatorium is place where people go to pleasure themselves. They are commonly focal points for communities that engage in group masturbation. Well known establishments include the Peniston Wankatorium which hosts the annual Wankathon and the Fist of Fury competition. It is also popular for its group discounts on 10 wankers or more and it's COGOF offers (crack one, get one free).
I'm going the Wankatorium with my friends so we can engage in some flaccid chit chat
by DickyDoesDallas October 9, 2022
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Cunt Wank

Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break
What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.
by RathanD June 27, 2008
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