Velcro Soulmates

When a man and a woman both have a fair amount of bush (or even just one partner), the man pulls out during sex and cums in the female's bush. He then precedes to fall asleep on top of her or pressed up against her on the side, so when both people wake up, they are attached together and have to pull apart like velcro.

You remember that chick Julie from the dorms? We popped a couple of Tylenol PM's before we started boning and after I pulled out I passed out on top of her, but guess what. We're Velcro Soulmates!

by PDaysRoadTripper October 7, 2010

velcro love

When two men embrace and their beard bristles interlock like velcro. No bond between men is stronger than velcro love.

"Dang your beard is awesome."
"Yours is too, dude."
"Come 'ere, man, gimme some velcro love"
*MANLY EMBRACE*

by Raceboat May 18, 2011

gay velcro

Slang began when it was noted that gay males tend to prefer the "moustache only" look, which apparently only gay sausage loving dudes and cops sport. One day at lunch, it was noted that two dudes, both sportin' moustache-only look were both wearing straw cowboy hats with frilly edges. Brilliant buddy notes, "Wow, those two must have some serious gay velcro", meaning the moustache hair gets tangled up with the pubic hair when gay dude A is swallowing gay dude B's sausage all the way to the bag.

I can't tell what's public hair and what's my moustache hair after performing some serious gay velcro action on Philip last night.

by Fuersty June 9, 2007

velcro hoe

a super-clingy ass woman who usually calls when she needs a ride, some eats, or when shes alone, even if you left her house. She won't get off you, resembling velcro

Man, Jerome, she's off on your dick, b.
Man, she's some velcro hoe!

by BigBurple April 8, 2006

Velcro Gloves

Similar to the "sheep shagging" Velcro Glove useage, however this one is for gay men who like their men with lots of back hair (bears). Helps in hanging on, see Pillow Biter.

Here I come you big hairy man you! I've got on my Velcro Gloves

by jb October 26, 2004

velcro kiss

When two bearded men kiss

Got a right rash from velcro kissing all night.

by Mancwaffe January 6, 2015

Velcro Rub

When you have a stubble beard and it gets caught in your boyfriend's pubes.

John was giving Jeff a blowjob when it turned into a Velcro Rub.

by Michamus October 6, 2016