Tomato Town

A place where 10 people were tragically killed.

Some kid: 10 kills on the board right now. Just wipe out Tomato Town.

by Bruhpeepthisone March 13, 2021

tomater

Tomato said in a southern accent

Buck: "Did you get any tomaters from the market?"
Bessie: "y'all dung dang did."

by Messy Jelly December 19, 2018

Tomterday

A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.

Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."

by aman13 June 14, 2010

Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.

When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.

by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016

tomato fetish

Seeing the big juicy tomato just makes you extremely wet/hard.

It just makes you extremely aroused

Damn this tomato fetish is making everyday life hard for me, every time i go to the store i get super hard man.

by Appa^ April 2, 2017

Tomato saucer

Person who equally enjoys squirting their sauce on a sausage or a burger

Fertiliser of genitalia regardless of the owners gender

Hey, is that chick Michaela coming over tonight, heard she's a tomato saucer.

by MarMo62 April 18, 2018

Tomatism

The belief that life, the universe and everything is really just the insides of a cosmic tomato and that we all await a great, lycopene-filled salvation at the hands of our liberator Heinz (or Felix or any other brand of ketchup).

You: Wait, do you actually believe in Tomatism?

Me: Heil Heinz, our liberator, may he bring us from our state of rotten tomato-seeds into the great liberation that is his sweet, lycopene-filled sauce.

by Flying-Potato January 19, 2018