crab

1. A small ungodly creature that claims millions of innocent lives each year, such accidents are due to the assumption that crabs are innocent little critters that we eat. WRONG. Crabs are the devils own henchmen.
Also see Crab Battle

Snake:Nggh! It's some kind of cave demon!!!
Operator:No! It's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Kill it with your knife for a ration.
Snake:It broke my knife!!! It's coming to kill me!
Operator: What the fuck!? That's impossible!
Snake:Nggghn! CRAB BATTLE!!!!!

by Mudkipz April 30, 2007

crabs

Crabs- adj. Mechanized Dandruff

Not on your head, not on your shoulders, but in your crotch.

by AdamnJenn September 19, 2005

Crabbing

When a guy walks with his shoulders forward and his arms out because he is "too jacked" to put his arms down.

There are mad dudes crabbing in the gym today.

by Jetsjetsjets28 October 2, 2011

crabbing

Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.

Did you see Zoidberg crabbing last night on Futurama?

by crabbingmonkey November 11, 2011

Crabbing

A sexual act in which the 'crabber' has a penis in each hand and is simultaneously tugging them off and popping them into his/her mouth. Crabbing can also include a third penis performing penetrative sex, usually an act associated with a female 'crabber' rather then male.

I love having two cocks at once, crabbing is my favourite hobby

by navs20 July 7, 2011

crabs

word used that the "blood" gang that defines their enemy the "crips"

yo...lets go pop those 186 crabs

by NAVJULCAYAARONBRANJOEL December 28, 2005

crabs

A nickname for a woman who has pubic lice or has had the condition a number of times. Often wears the little critters as a badge of honor and adopts little pet names for each individual crab.

Crabs works at Costco, but beware she didn't get that nickname from selling seafood.

by Uglyyellowcar March 14, 2008