Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

Testosterzone

The space left between men when sitting. Most often found in the empty chair between men at a theater. See also "gay buffer." Use testosterzone instead of "gay buffer" if you don't want to sound like a total nimrod.

A: can I sit by you?
B: Sure man, just leave a little testosterzone

or

those guys must be guymese twins, they are so close there's not even a little testosterzone.

by nosemilk August 6, 2010

Taxtoo

The act of spending your tax returns on a tattoo.

I was gona get a tattoo this week but i cant get an appointment during taxtoo season

by swaggerty January 13, 2011

Testoculars

When a man stretches and places his testicles over a female's eyes, allowing her to use them as binoculars.

"Dude, Kathy is so hot. I want her to use my balls as testoculars."

"My girlfriend wanted to get kinky last night, so she looked through a pair of testoculars."

by Ponchezied March 11, 2013

Teetotalitarian

A person who is both a teetotaler (someone who doesn't drink) and who has a totalitarian way of viewing the world (dictatorial, requiring complete subservience). Rather like a vegan who preaches to others they should do the same

Mate1: How did that chat with the new date go?

Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!

Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?

Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!

by ViceManAndy January 20, 2020

testosterone

An anabolic hormone produced by the testes of males. It can also be obtained through aromatization of estradiol (estrogen) and synthetic forms are frequently attached to esters and injected by bodybuilders to increase hypertrophy many times over.

See: fina, trenbolone, juice, juicer, steroids, anabolic steroids, m1t, methyl1test, 1test, 1testosterone, roids, gear, dianabol, clenbuterol, clen, winstrol, winny, synovex, sustanon, proviron, mesterolone, nolvadex, clomid, eq, equipoise, anavar.

by Dabuek August 12, 2004

testosterowned

To be bested by someone more manly than oneself.

Hilary Clinton is going to get testosterowned by Barack Obama in the upcoming election.

by Scarlett Brohanson October 3, 2007