twatful

piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes

That was twatful behaviour. Burnsy, you were being twatful

by bu66ly March 10, 2009

twurf

a pussy murf. combination of words "twat" and "murf".

Andrew: Did you see that one chick in the spandex shorts.

Gabe: Hell yeah, she was rockin' a mean twurf.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez June 1, 2009

Twarsehole

A word to describe somebody who is both a twat, and an arsehole.

*Twasshole is an accepted transatlantic pronounciation.

Did you see Jeremy Kyle on telly yesterday?

No! I think he's a f@%*ing twarsehole.

by MasterJackeen March 21, 2010

TWAFT

To share the smell of one's fart (or twart) on twitter

1) I just farted, it stinks, here let me twaft it to you..
2) Smell my Fart - TWAFT

by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011

Twaff Bwo

Twaff Bwo is an absolute retard. He the dumbest motha fu**er.

Twaff Bwo your a dumb shit.

by sc11 November 5, 2018

twatfink

An idiotic annoying person

A Man does something stupid.

Woman: yur such a twatfink!

by Niki_George May 28, 2007

twaffle

A Twitter raffle

I'll run a twaffle for who's following me on the next friday!

by stradvarius April 1, 2010