Alan

A hot guy with a big dick

I wish I could fuck Alan

by Trinh November 14, 2021

Alan

Alan is very fruit y but in general a really funny person <3 I love Alan, he makes school fun 😩 BUT HIS DUMBASS HAD TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND GOT FUCKINF SUSPENDED SO THEY CHANGED HIS SCHEDULE SO NOW I ONLY HAVE CLASS WITH HIM AND THEY ALSO CHANGED HIS LUNCH PERIOD 😐 MAN FUCK THIS UGLY ASS GHETTO SCHOOL 😔🤙 anyways ya he's very gay, but we love Alan<3

Friend: are you 💅💅💅
Alan: very

by Arianasboo November 20, 2021

Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Is a dumbass too

Wow it’s an alan in his natural habitat

by Croc77 March 8, 2022

Alan

A man who is a little bitch and only eats ass

Hey isnt alan such a bitch

by Dayddsa August 4, 2022

Alan

Someone who can't have any bagels ever again and has to eat untoasted rolls with butter

Do you see that guy over there? That's Alan! He can't have any bagels!

by Rogue ENTP June 17, 2023

Alan

Alan is an amazing man who’s eyes are as blue as the ocean. His smile brings instant joy to everyone around. When he looks you in the eyes, the whole world stops and it’s just you and him frozen in time. His kisses are that from a 90s love movie, sweet and romanticly fill your stomach with butterflies. When Alan makes love to you, it’s the most explosive, amazing, billion time over orgasmic experience you’ll even have with any man in your life.
Alan is already in a relationship so you ladies can keep dreaming of finding a man as wonderful as Alan.

Alan is my sunshine and I am Alan’s moon.

by KitKat775 March 16, 2019

Alan

An unreasonably tall somewhat fat boy who looks older than he really is, and is attractive in a special way

Do you know who could eat all of this in one go? Alan!

by Cherry apple bubblegum May 8, 2020