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I beat my meat to squid porn

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I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
by Fig boy December 7, 2018
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Squidding

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike
Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb
by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014
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Squid Hands

Using your hands to make the movement of a squid swimming away. It's like saying "Go away," or, "I'm leaving."
1. "Man, this party is lame. Squid hands!

2. "My girl freaked out on me, so I gave her the squid hands, and showed her the door.

3. "This guy offered to buy me a drink, but he gave me a creepy vibe, so I was, like, 'Squid hands,' and waked away."
by godfathergrammar January 4, 2014
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Squid

Someone who rides a motorcycle recklessly without any gear.
"Look at him doing wheelies without even a helmet, what a squid!"
by Thatonekid87 June 11, 2020
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Street Squid

A slang phrase, used by professionals in the motorcycle industry. Often to describe male riders, who are overly fashion concious, ride with reckless disregard to others, are abundantly cheap when purchasing quality, safety equipment, and are generally ignorant of the specifics of their own machines. These people are frowned upon by serious enthusiasts of the sport, as they set a bad example to others. They view motorcyles, not with the respect and responsibility they command, but simply as an extension of their penis. Frequently the cause of accidents, and subsequent high insurance rates.
"Dude's first bike, was a GSXR 1000. And he rode it, in shorts and a t-shirt. That MOFO was PURE street squid.".
by D. Gould December 24, 2005
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squid game

a somehow trending netflix show, thats all
Person 1: Have you watched Squid Game?
Person 2: Ya its cool and all idk I might watch all episodes 😀
by Yuzeri September 27, 2021
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Squidish

The act of being lazy and/or Slow. Very dull and plain Personality.
Look at him he's acting kinda Squidish eh?
by StRaFe HD June 18, 2011
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