Definitions by Thatonekid87

Tinfoil condom 

Tinfoil condom, similar to tinfoil hat, is a phrase used when talking about crazy conspiracy theories. Charles "Moist Cr1tikal" white popularized and potentially even created the phrase.

"Jimmy has been reading into those tinfoil condom conspiracy theories on Facebook and now believes cancer was invented by the FBI"

Tinfoil condom by Thatonekid87 December 18, 2021

Dingleberry picking

A kinky sex move where the woman goes a week without whipping her ass or showering. The man on day 7 inserts his penis into her ass in the doggy style position and picks the shit off of her hairs like he's picking apples and eats it.

P1: Dingleberry picking is nasty!
P2: Well have you tried it?

Dingleberry picking by Thatonekid87 June 18, 2020

Squid 

Someone who rides a motorcycle recklessly without any gear.

"Look at him doing wheelies without even a helmet, what a squid!"

Squid by Thatonekid87 June 11, 2020

Archery

A sport using a human-powered projectile weapon called a bow that shoots fin stabilized arrows. The objective is usually to try and get a bullseye.

I did Archery and shot a bullseye!

Archery by Thatonekid87 June 11, 2020

Dirty Archery 

When the man attaches a dildo to an arrow and tries to shoot it into a girls ass.

"I shot her eye out playing dirty archery!"

Dirty Archery by Thatonekid87 June 11, 2020

Ugly pity 

When someone says "you'll find the right one eventually" because they feel bad about how unattractive you are.

P1: "I asked Belle Delphine on a date!"
P2: "what did she say"
P1: "I got rejected and she gave me the ugly pity"
P2: *drops an F in the chat*

Ugly pity by Thatonekid87 October 13, 2019