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satans blood

noun

Refers to Crud oil.
The greed for the procuring of Satans blood , is the single leading factor in the conflicts and wars in the world.
by Baron Neville February 3, 2017
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Mr. Satan

The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.
Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.
by bizniztime October 21, 2008
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Satan's Dick

When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.
by Hexamous February 27, 2018
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Saatana

One of the most used words in finnish culture after PERKELE. Translated "satan" in english as in the lucifer, the prince of darkness (ozzy osbourne), belsebub, behemoth, PERKELE. The ruler of the underworld. Can also be comic used with right words.
saatanan itikka!!=
satans mosquito!! or fucking mosquito!!
by Perkele April 12, 2005
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satans butthole

(sa-tans butt-hole) noun, adjective. satans butthole is the hottest place in the universe. if a soul is punished by going into satans butthole, they will turn to a very crispy piece of bacon than immediately combust, causing great pleasure for satan.
holy crap, its hotter than satans butthole today.
by hellfire64 July 21, 2009
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suck Satan's cock

Phrase made popular by comedian Bill Hicks; describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); synonimous with selling your soul to Satan.
Kid Rock sucks Satan's cock every day so he can have a career.
by Jackhole December 2, 2004
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satanism

Something most poeple on Urbandictionary, and the world, obviously know nothing about.

Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.

LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.

Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.

There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
People who hear the word "Satanism" quickly assume it is pure evil.
by Wasabimoto January 17, 2008
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