Gooch-squatch

When the hair in the gooch region is long and unkempt to the point that it becomes unsightly.

The woman declined to give her partner a rim job due to them having a huge gooch-squatch.

by The School of Codyism July 13, 2021

gone squatchin

Orally pleasuring a woman with a hairy vagina.

It's your lucky night tonight baby im gone squatchin.

by DRAK December 10, 2012

squatcha

Check didn't come in like they said.

There was squatcha in the mail today. :(

by Paula from Accounting March 16, 2010

squach

An asshole that's been spit on.

Mark>I Like a good squach.
Joe<Squach?
Mark>Thats an asshole that's been spit on.

by /fa/ggot annon June 7, 2016

squarehead

Most Germanic types: another synonym for Kraut; Another Hated nationality.

by J.M. Reiter June 21, 2003

squatchie

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

squatchmo

An extreme beating, consisting of nine inches of limp-dick across the face until you get a bruise.

The man's friend was acting stupid and the man said,"shut up before I give you a squatchmo, bitch".

by Brandong February 4, 2007