spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

Spraying Babies

1. Money shot. The moment when a women recieves your legacy.

MAN1: Bro so i was so in the moment that a got Karen on her knees and started Spraying Babies all over her face!

MAN2: DUDE!

by Derben October 2, 2012

Spraying Mantis

A Spraying Mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl's mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you jizz. *On a sidenote, make sure she doesn't bite the head off your dick afterward, females have been known to do that*

"So she said she would only give you a BJ? I hope you punished that bitch with a Spraying Mantis!"

by Ya dumb fuck May 16, 2010

pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline

Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.

by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006

Spraying Buns

Having severe diarrhea, almost to the point of shitting in pants.

Hey yo man, don't eat that burrito or you will be spraying buns all day.

by ShawnDiesel October 16, 2009

spanking the weasel

Masturbating

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

by Macsloan June 8, 2016

spanking the pow

The proper terminology to use when the pow pow is ripe for shredding and/or when laying fresh tracks with the homies.

Yeah bro them freshies were up to the nips yesterday—you already know I was spanking the pow.

by moutainbikerjoel March 7, 2020