splurf

masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.

i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

spliffing

(v.)
the action of smoking a spliff/joint

"Dude, John is spliffing his brains out!"

by potface101 February 27, 2009

Spliff

A self-rolled cigarette containing a combination of marijuana and tobacco.

Roll me a spliff and let's get wrecked!

by T-High December 22, 2008

Put In A Spliff

Putting someone in a spliff means killing them, then later on smoking them. In your spliff.

Your mum got Put In A Spliff

by Vishmunck December 12, 2019

Splifficated

When you are utterly and completely high and don't know what the hell is going on.

"Haha man, the other night, you were so splifficated"

by Bri-Sty March 27, 2007

Splerf

When you jizz in your hand, then slap your face out of confusion and excitement

"After giving myself the reach around, the pleasure was so intense I completely splerfed myself!"

by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

housewife spliffin

A phrase refering to lesbian sex

My girlfriend and I just did a little housewife spliffin

by Unicirn queen November 15, 2017