snap a speedo

Refers to how fast a car can get to 60 miles an hour

yo that car can snap a speedo in 5 flat.

by Jack April 6, 2004

speedhorn

metamphetamine induced erection

i got a speedhorn, lets fuck!!

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Speedobear

a close relative to pedo bear he resides around schools and lakes and often runs in a speedo and is topless

**como park elementary**
person1: look at guy over there checking out them asian girls

person2: he's such a speedobear

by nadezhda011 October 6, 2010

Speedcock.net

The speediest social networking site.

Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!

by rhino91494 September 15, 2011

Reverse speedos

This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!

The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!

by 192DUG December 19, 2011

Speedofile

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

by Smed69 February 18, 2005

Speedo meat

1. Genitalia clearly visible through swimming shorts, trunks or briefs.
2. General term for male genitals.

'Look at the Speedo Meat on that'
'Eat my Speedo meat'
'My Speedo meat is itchy as hell, pass the yoghurt Bruce'

by Dogfrog September 8, 2007