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speedcock 

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.
*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*
speedcock by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008
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speedcock 

The name of the speediest social network on the internet; speedcock.net Many may confuse this with Facebook but that is neither the case or the intention. It is intended to be a more collaborative environment allowing you to speedcock
speedcock.net; the speediest social network on the internet.
speedcock by bennettw September 15, 2011

Speedcock.net 

The speediest social networking site.
Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!
Speedcock.net by rhino91494 September 15, 2011

Skeetcocking 

Similar to peacocking but instead of using fancy feathers to impress females, exotic cars, watches, and firearms are displayed.
That guy at work with the Ferrari is really skeetcocking to impress the ladys.
Skeetcocking by Neogio September 14, 2017
A sub-genre of Hardcore Techno that utilizes extremely fast beats coupled with layers of harsh sounds and warped vocal samples.

Speedcore as a genre starts its beats off in the high 200 BPM and can result in tunes reaching a 1000 BPM and more. The faster and harsher sounds are often labelled as 'Ultra Speedcore'.

Speedcore has cousins in Terrorcore, Noizecore and Gabba. It has also spawned a further sub-genre, commonly known as Extratone.

Some excellent examples of the different types (speed rates) of Speedcore include -

ANC - Terrorklaenge
DJ Noisekick VS Kerberos - 666 BPM
Hellz Army - Doomed (DJ Tense)
Komprex - The Centrifuge Anthem
TerrorMasta - BrainBrainBrainBrain
Speedcore isn't music, it's extreme noise.
Speedcore by Delije April 23, 2006

speedkick 

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.
If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.
speedkick by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

Speedbuckets 

The best drinking game on the planet died of alcohol poisoning right after it played Speedbuckets.

The game consists of sucking back, through a straw, a combo of alcohol, energy drinks, and mix from a bucket. Each bucket has a team of 3-6 players who race against other bucket teams to finish first. If there are enough people for only one bucket, the players begin by guessing how long it will take to finish - the person with the closest guess wins. The prize – there is none. Just be happy you’re so drunk, so quick.

Inspired by Thailand’s “Bucket” drinks, where one person casually drinks from a bucket. Invented in July of 2010 by two Canadian guys and three Danish girls.

No doubt the best way to start your night. A crowd pleaser at pre-drinks.
Sentence use:
How many Speedbuckets did we do last night and who the fuck are you?
Speedbuckets by C.S.M.S.C July 29, 2011
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