Slosh Sex

A type of intercourses in which the mans penis is flaccid and the females vagina is wet. There is no sound other than the sloshing of their genitalia together.

White people primarily practice this sex

Guy 1: So how was it last night
Guy 2: She was so ugly I didn’t get hard or moan. We had slosh sex

by cockheadlarry January 2, 2019

Slosh Hole

A filthy dirty vagina that is ridden with disease and is extremely slimy.

Dude, I met this girl at the bar last night, she was totally DTF, but when she took her pants off the smell wafted up from her slosh hole. Nasty.

by The coolest chick ever November 22, 2011

slosh fuck

When a man is extremely sloshed (drunk) and has sloppy, wild, sweaty, loud, smelly, and great sex with a woman. Be advised slosh fucks have been known to occur with fat women, so the morning which follows the slosh fuck may be extremely regretful and or awkward.

Dude, last night I pounded far too many beers at the bar. Then there was a fat woman, who had NFL linebacker potential. For some reason, after a twelve-pack, she looked good. Anyway, I slosh fucked this fat lady for two hours and it was fucking great!

by jizzpants July 28, 2010

slosh buckled

to be so muckled or drunk that you will say anything to anyone and do anything. It is also common to make up different words which all mean 'to be drunk'.

1-"dude you were slosh buckled last night you kept trying to hook up with mikes 12 year old sister and you said it was because you were "shamrocked"
2-"shit"

by calypsogrey August 3, 2007

Slosh Noggin

A strong residual hangover after a night of perfect pussies, wet willies, and punching lights. Too much movement out of the safety of one's bed will cause the sensation of Jesus parting the red sea within their dome.

Travis: Still trying to go for a ride?
Caleb: Yeah, hope our hangovers recover in time to hang.
Travis: That's pretty necessary. Don't want slosh noggin on a bike ride.

by kickpushpull July 22, 2016

slosh monster

A girl who be fckn everybOdyyyy .

That bxtch bopped off 5 of my boy at that party damm she a slosh monster.

by breezyxBAD April 24, 2010

Slosh bucket

A wet pussy a scumbag chick,

Usually goes by the name of yasmine

That yasmine is a right slosh bucket

by Rebby rae August 1, 2021