An incel that simps to his friends of the opposite gender yet fail miserably.
The type of average retard that thinks that women and men can't be friends just because simpcels don't see women as people but mere sex objects, which shows their lack of self-control and being unable to control their hormones.
Generally, this kind of incels think that if any women wants friendship, simpcels believe there must be something that should be gained out of the friendship (ex:. sex or emotional investment) as if they think they are entitled to it while not putting anything on a table.
The type of average retard that thinks that women and men can't be friends just because simpcels don't see women as people but mere sex objects, which shows their lack of self-control and being unable to control their hormones.
Generally, this kind of incels think that if any women wants friendship, simpcels believe there must be something that should be gained out of the friendship (ex:. sex or emotional investment) as if they think they are entitled to it while not putting anything on a table.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 3, 2023
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Dude he’s such a simpcel. Last week he was giving this chick 500 bucks and now he’s talking about how much he hates women.
by kingonipaa May 15, 2020
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Acronym: Single Income Minature Pet Owner.
A designation for marketing groups and social studies. An urban phenomenon, seemingly spreading to high density metropolises worldwide, probably starting in Manhattan. Pets are usually adorned in designer apparel, showing the high earning capacity and disposable income of said Pet Owner.
A designation for marketing groups and social studies. An urban phenomenon, seemingly spreading to high density metropolises worldwide, probably starting in Manhattan. Pets are usually adorned in designer apparel, showing the high earning capacity and disposable income of said Pet Owner.
Have you seen Julian parading his mini Pomeranian around in its fur coat?
I have Bruce. Julian's such a SIMPO!
I have Bruce. Julian's such a SIMPO!
by Chopes January 17, 2011
Get the SIMPO mug.A person who insultingly calls you a simp, while not acknowledging the fact that they, too, are also a simp.
by Moon is a bro October 20, 2020
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by Crack-Master March 11, 2020
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Yeah bro that was some big simp energy, that rivals the simpicity of Christian!
Yeah bro that was some big simp energy, that rivals the simpicity of Christian!
by Sexual pear April 29, 2020
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by i simp a lot November 13, 2020
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