One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.
After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.
When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"
by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013
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Someone who will make plans but will bail last minute with no explanation.
Someone who has no willpower to do anything but will be in complete denial.
Someone who will make plans but will bail last minute with no explanation.
Someone who has no willpower to do anything but will be in complete denial.
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A no-nonsense, brexit-means-brexit, hard as nails, bloke.
by DriveWithMatthaus February 6, 2019
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by Theshithorser April 18, 2018
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"The Janitors work is all in vain the shithouse poet strikes again!" - Shithouse poet Left in the 3rd stall from the right Cav Hall 2nd floor.
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"I lent that cunt Frank two hundred bucks last month and he still hasnt paid me back. He's a real shithouse that bloke"
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