Skip to main content

Schlavfel

A word that can give full meaning to the complicated emotion of love. It can patch any wound, dry any tear, crack a smile, and inspire a kiss. Its a rare find but something everyone should experience at least once.
Schlavfel is everlasting.
by Sunshine040808 September 26, 2009
mugGet the Schlavfel mug.

schleadle

A schleadle occurs when a man sharts and cums in his pants simultaneously.
Excuse me, sir, but it seems you may have schleadled.
by Shleadle-D September 26, 2010
mugGet the schleadle mug.

schlieffen

(verb) "to schlieffen" to attempt to enter into someplace or something, such as a room or a bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute
(noun) "a schlieffening" an attempted entrance into a place or thing, such as a room or bodily orifice, without warning and unnoticed until the last minute

Etymology: from the German Army's battle plan for World War I, the "Schlieffen Plan," characterized as a "massive, unexpected, and successful surprise attack."
Richard: "Last night I schlieffened my wang into Rachel's ass, and once the initial surprise was over, I think she thoroughly enjoyed it."

Hank: "Did you hear how Richard executed a successful anal schlieffen with his girlfriend? It inspires me to try one myself!"

Homer: "I was late for class, so I schlieffened into the room while Mr. Jones' back was turned, but alas, I was caught."
by yargenhargen July 3, 2014
mugGet the schlieffen mug.

Schieffered

With nothing to lose, utter a world class stupid comment, that everyone in the Free World already knew!

Mr. Schieffer retired for broadcast journalism on 5/31/2015
Schieffered

CBS' Bob Schieffer told Howard Kertz on Fox News' 5/31/2015 ".. that perhaps reporters in the media "we're not skeptical enough" of President Barack Obama" as a presidential candidate in 2008.." "..that the whole political world was struck by the sudden rise of the senator from Illinois."
by LeeJs June 3, 2015
mugGet the Schieffered mug.

schlieffen

The act of being snuck on
What are you schlieffen on me Chad?
by tech deck October 26, 2017
mugGet the schlieffen mug.

schaffernoth

Oh shit they schaffernoth again!?!
by Ash. May 3, 2018
mugGet the schaffernoth mug.

Schweffer

Somewhere between a relentless flirt and a pervert.
He can't help himself, as soon as he sees a group of women he's straight over there. Such a schweffer.
by TheHotsteppa June 8, 2018
mugGet the Schweffer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email