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Smorgasbord

From Swedish smorgas meaning open sandwich and bord meaning table. A smorgasbord is typically a lunch buffet-style meal containing hors d'oeuvrs, hot and cold meats, smoked and pickled fish, cheese, salads, and relishes.
That smorgasbord was delicious.
by SomeoneWhoIsSpecial August 11, 2010
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smoif

Wanna watch the smoifs taday.
by deadbolt May 29, 2005
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scorfe

Can be used in any situation, to mean absolutely anything. Also can be any part of speech.
- Scorfe!!
- You're such a scorfe.
- Hey man, you be scorfin'.
- Yesterday I was licking the scorfe off my dog's back and she turned around and bit me in the ass.
by J-Wizzle April 27, 2006
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smoft

smooth and soft = smoft

–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound

2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh

–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting

-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt

Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay

*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*

Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
by batrider March 31, 2011
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smirf sex

when a girl has sex with a guy that has a small penis.
GIRL: I'm a virgen and I'm scared to pop my cherry so I'm going to have smirf sex.

MAN: You found the right guy.
by maria garnica March 28, 2011
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smorelet

A DIY Chocolate-covered-marshmallow-covered-Graham cracker ;)
I have delicately placed one Graham cracker atop a perfectly melted chocolate bar
- In an omelet, darling, really?
- Not an omelet, a smorelet
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Gooey Smore

The act of one male ejaculating on another males taint area and proceeding to cock slap the taint.
My boyfriend Florian gave me a glorious gooey smore last night.
by SB The Magnificent June 15, 2009
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