Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."

Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.

by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009

prison sag

Pants that are worn below the waste line, exposing underware. This origin is prison. When nigger inmates wore pants that were sagging in order to have gay sex and not get caught. The idea of sagging made it easier for nigger inmates to have sex and pull their pants up before the prison guards approached.

hey nigger, like your "prison sag ".

by omegs greek February 27, 2009

Prison Reflex

The involuntary reflex of clenching your butt cheeks together whenever you hear a noise behind you.

Done in prison to mitigate the possibility of anal rape.

1) Wow! Amanda's ass clenched up big time just now!
2) Yeah, she's got total prison reflex.

by T-TIMMEH! December 22, 2010

prison pushbike

A prisoner who enjoys being passed sexually around the inmate population of H.M.P

Jason must have a gaping ass, his the prison pushbike. Everyone inc the governor has rode him

by mitch00uk April 2, 2015

prison rules

To do something or play a sport by cheating, being physically agressive and otherwise trying to win at all costs.

'Oh... oh I see. You playin' by prison rules huh? Ok my man, let's see how you handle my shit now!'

by Ray Babycakes July 20, 2006

prison purse

1. a man's ass in prison

2. a woman's vagina in a female prison

he brought his smokes into the jail in his prison purse

do you have a candy bar?...
let me check the (prison) purse

by B. Daddy July 2, 2008

pound-me-in-the-ass prison

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

by Dan April 5, 2005