prochoke

It's a weiner that's short and skinny and you choke on it..

Cody powell has a prochoke

by Hackenbruger June 25, 2016

Ponchy

Loose, baggy

Do you think my shirt is too ponchy?

by Gnt24 May 22, 2016

Poncho Up

Put on a condom. Sheath up. Slip on a raincoat. Don the rubber.

I hooked up with Ashleigh last night. Did you poncho up? No why? Better go ahead and make a doctor appointment.

I always poncho up before having sex with a prostitute.

My mom found my stash of rubbers. She told my dad but he was glad that I knew to poncho up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Proschmucktive

When you are in the mindset that you are being productive and you think that youre producing tangible results, and you feel like you've accomplished so much, just to find out what you actually did was unravel and unhinge any attempts to complete your goal or mission along with creating even more complications for yourself in the process.

RUDY MOPPED THE FLOORS WHILE WEARING HIS MUDDY BOOTS FOR ABOUT 6 WHOLE MINUTES BEFOTE HE REALIZED HE WAS BEING PROSCHMUCKTIVE

by MoonGoon May 11, 2020

Rusty Poncho

What a Mexican Gay male calls a used condom. Can also be used for pegging or male to female anal contact.

Geraldo woke up with a massive pain in
his anal region, and realized why when he saw the Rusty Poncho on the floor.

by Tom@$$ March 25, 2022

Plonched

To get drunk to the point of no return. So drunk that you don't know what your doing for the next three days. Symptoms include mass amounts of time hugging toilets like your childhood teddy bear, cuddling with your same sex best friend, not knowing why you have a crazy new obsession with muttenchops, and urination to the point that everything below your waste becomes waterlogged.

Ryan: "What the hell happened, and why does it smell like cat food and ben-gay?"
(Ryan's Nana comes out from under the covers.)
Nana: "Hey gran-baby did you have fun last night?"
Ryan: "Shit nana I don't remember a thing were we cuddlin?"
Nana: "I don't know I was too plonched to remember."

by John "Y.B. Killan" Hartman August 18, 2008

Poncho Patata

A way of living that simply means being a lazy couch Potato.

Poncho Patata all day!

by Leader of Poncho Patatas January 3, 2011