Proctologist

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

Profanitism

A religion bases on profanity. Founded in 3/10/2009, it is one of the most believed religion. There are ranks to go up by.

Crud
Crap
Dick
Shit
Fuck
Douche Bag
Nigga

"Dang, did you see Tom Cruise? He is part of this new religion called Profanitism. I better join!

by profanitist March 12, 2009

proctagaia

A formal introduction on stage or in the theater.

Proctagaia.....Sherry!

by sourmash January 12, 2009

poofters pizza

Quiche

Jesus we're not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?

by Captn Pants December 8, 2015

poofter basher

Someone who bashes homosexuals.

I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.

If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.

by de-pube June 17, 2023

You are a poofter!

Is the first step to calling out a gay homosexual to publicly name and shame them.

Hey! You! Yes you. You are a poofter!
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.

by de-pube November 30, 2021

mrs. proctor

A mean ass teacher. If you say like she'll have you're hid TANNED! She is very strict on grammar and spelling. Better watch out and have you're act together in the hallway's. She has threatened to torture kids until Jesus comes back! That's a damn good long time if I do say so myself.

Mrs. Proctor is your teacher? Oh man, I am so sorry. I won't be surprised if you don't survive this year. / Yeah man, me either. That bitch is gonna kill me! Well, see ya in hell.

by Hetero-Sexual Male December 18, 2017