Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.

"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."

by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022

Hybra-vibra-phication

The feeling one has when they believe their phone has vibrated in their pocket when it hasn't, only for it to then go off a few seconds later.
A common super power many teenagers of the 21st century have and could use to possibly save the world.

John: 'Hey dude. My phone just went off in my pocket...'
Bill: 'Take a look.'
John: 'Oh wait, it didn't.'
*John's phone vibrates*
John: 'Shit man, now it did.'
Bill: 'You could be Clark Kent with that Hybra-vibra-phication shit, John! That's such an awesome super power!'

by Save_Marla_Singer August 20, 2008

Priction

Friction caused by a prick against your intimate body parts

"More priction; harder, harder".

by Beneficiary October 7, 2007

dating probation

When you've screwed up your relationships so bad that your friends don't think you should pursue another relationship for awhile, so they put you on "dating probation".

After a terrible break-up, Dominic's friends put him on dating probation.

by nicestgirliknow December 20, 2009

Probation fight

A fight(Mostly physical/Can be verbal) between some worthless schmuck who performed something completely mindless to get on probation and his elder that tries to tell him to get his life on track through criticism and surveillance. The probation boy usually become hot headed over nothing and is eventually subdued and tranquilized and sent to a juvenile hall for a day.

Where is you're loser roommate today?

He got into a probation fight with a salvation army worker. This time he might have an extended stay in jail.

by HB26 February 20, 2011

Probation

Usually what you get if you get in some minor trouble with the law or anything related to self harm etc etc.. Best thing to do is clean house and probably dip on your main and get a burner..

Yeah probation.. Lay low nigga.

by Gayle777 July 5, 2018

MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD

brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring

by tisgigm March 30, 2011