Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
by Mpskyman April 24, 2023
Get the Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding,mug. A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.
Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."
by YipDipPotatoChip May 27, 2018
Get the Wet Pokémonmug. a new Pokémon spinoff about battling
it features almost exclusively battling an has a system for changing stats so no more excessive breeding for good pokemon its so far shown to have both terra and mega evolution so i hope its got z moves and gigantimax and hopefully has every pokemon i hope mareep is in it
it features almost exclusively battling an has a system for changing stats so no more excessive breeding for good pokemon its so far shown to have both terra and mega evolution so i hope its got z moves and gigantimax and hopefully has every pokemon i hope mareep is in it
by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025
Get the Pokémon championsmug. The glitchiest Pokémon games ever.
Person 1: Hey! Try out this trick in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet!
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*
Person 2: OK…
Person 2: *falls through world*
by I make words it is fun May 17, 2023
Get the Pokémon Scarlet and Violetmug. That one amazing franchise i wasted all my money and childhood. If you play this for a living, you will get no bitches.
Sean: "Wow bro you wasted your childhood on Pokémon too?"
John: "Yeah, doesn't everyone?"
Sean: "Fuck it, I suppose everyone does- OMFG SHINY EEVEE FHJHFHJHFJHJFHJHFJHF"
John: "Yeah, doesn't everyone?"
Sean: "Fuck it, I suppose everyone does- OMFG SHINY EEVEE FHJHFHJHFJHJFHJHFJHF"
by DisJointFever09 December 12, 2022
Get the Pokémonmug. by RTDLatios November 27, 2023
Get the Pokémon Mystery Dungeonmug. 