Peenass

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Tender space between penis and ass. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the creator of that gem as well. but you can't have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Mike: "Wanna go play some ball?"
Steve: "Sorry dude, I got a rash on my peenass from Franks Red Hot Sauce."
Mike: "WTF?"
Steve: "Yeah, My girlfriend puts that shit on everything, I mean everything."
Mike: "Apparently"

by Jacob Galloway November 25, 2013

peentardy

1. a retarded penis
2. a douchebag with a malfunctioning/retarded penis

also: a virtually non-existent penis/someone with a tiny penis

1. Lan has a peentardy

2. Greg thinks that Lan is a peentardy

by Ivory Fox January 6, 2006

PEENUS

Someone who has a penis size below average.

Usually used to diss one another.

Ben: Yo Josh, You got a PEENUS

Josh: Screw you man...

by Peenushaven November 9, 2012

Peets

Pretty feet, if a girl got pretty feet u tell her she got some peets.

Girl u got dem peets.

by Thomas McCall August 7, 2009

Peeniss

The Collapsable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup!

Your in traffic and your kid needs to pee Mommy Mommy I gotta go Potty! You reach in your purse and pull out you guessed it your Collapasable, portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup! And you say Pee n iss!

by Cyn D June 11, 2005

Peets

A friendly version of saying penis.

She’s got that big peets energy.

by maidenjen March 11, 2019

Peenuts

A male who pees his pants while on top of another guy

Tyler had to urinate but did not want to stop making out with Alex so he gave Alex peenuts

by Little Demons August 25, 2017