The odometer is applied to a grogan or brogan. It measures the strength of the turd by using a nationality ranking system.
After a night eating cheap Mexican food, Larry's turds exploded out of his arse when visiting the throne... Larry dropped a Palestinian that night.
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That Odener is so hardcore that he performed the Oden with his own mom. With years of practice, I can only dream of being as well renowned as him.
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my love. shes amazingly beautiful, and id do anything to make her happy. i love seeing her smile, and making her laugh. she means everything to me, and i wouldnt give her up for the world.
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All the stars want odne for their guard. He has Chuck Norris moves and a big heart. His heart belongs to family.
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Get the pyrohomoyoko-ononecrobeastofeliac mug.When a girl states she's had sex with way less guys than what's accurate out of fear that you'll assume she's a huge slut.
Mike: Dude, I should've totally fucked Meghan last night.
Frank: I heard she's a huge slut.
Mike: But she said she's only been with 3 guys.
Frank: Bro, no way! Her?... You know she's totally cracked the glass and is rollin' back the odometer on that one.
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Frank: Bro, no way! Her?... You know she's totally cracked the glass and is rollin' back the odometer on that one.
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