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Definitions by 45t3r15k

coworkerzoned 

When a coworker, with whom you are friends, declares you to be "merely a coworker" thereby terminating the friendship.
My good friend at work, who happens to be very attractive and who I would totally ask out on a date if we did not work together, has totally coworkerzoned me. No more friendly banter or coffee talk. I have been demoted and expelled from the friendzone.
coworkerzoned by 45t3r15k April 15, 2014

pyrohomoyoko-ononecrobeastofeliac

Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with dead, flaming animals of the same gender as oneself while listening to music by Yoko Ono.
That pyrohomoyoko-ononecrobeastofeliac is going to burn his nuts off.