Nomster

What you call a person who has switched the N and M keys on a keyboard.

Person 1: I came to the office early to switch as many M and N keys as possible.

Person 2: You nomster!

by JustSomeHotJuicyMemes August 9, 2020

nostril peeper

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.

Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.

by Mike Comanche March 10, 2009

Nostradamus

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.

Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

Noserape

The unexpected act of violating someones personal space by sticking your two fingers up that persons nostrils.

I just got Noseraped by that blonde girl!

by Todd Chen January 24, 2008

Crusty Nester

crusty: A phrase to describe someone who is dirty, trashy, slutty, etc.

nester: Woman (usually with kids) out on the scout for a husband. Achieving a husband through any deceptive practice necessary. When dating she is quick to move in for the kill by attempting to take over the said mans house. Much to the dismay of roomates and friends.

crusty nester: a dirty, trashy or slutty woman who is on the prowel for a husband/boyfriend, and moves into the poor man's house quickly, and takes over.

crusty: That crusty ass bitch got with my boyfriend last night. Stupid Hoe.

nester: That girl is surely a nester, already movin in after 3 months.

crusty nester: That girl is a real crusty nester, dude, better make sure she cleans your bedding..you might get a disease.

by shan-manda March 8, 2011

Phone-noser

Assholes who walk with their nose in their phones—while crossing the street, dog-walking, driving or at the gym. Phone-nosers are the fuckers who'd crash right into you if *you weren't the one paying attention.

Carlotta's blood pressure rose when she saw a phone-noser almost get hit by a car while crossing the street with his dog.

by Uncle Joosie September 18, 2017

nostrilophile

An individual who is sexually aroused by nostrils.

Josh loves allergy season because all the girls' nostrils are so well lubricated. I think he might be a nostrilophile.

by LustyPirateWench June 21, 2007